Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Aladdin 1992

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Jun 2020 10

  Jasmine KISSED that bitch Jafar to give Aladdin a few seconds of free time to steal the lamp back and he WASTED those seconds staring at them in disgust and didn’t get the lamp which means she had to kiss Jafar’s ugly ass for NO REASON I can’t believe she ever forgave Aladdin for that cause I haven’t.

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  Not Okay 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2022 36

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  this movie gave us a dylan o’brien sex scene but at WHAT COST

Recent reviews

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  The Faculty 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2023

  if this had happened to my high school in Ohio I don’t think I would have even noticed things were weird.

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  A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge 1985

  ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Sep 2023

  I mean!! who’s gay anxiety DIDNT manifest as a nightmare monster?

Popular reviews

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  Where the Crawdads Sing 2022

  ★★ Watched 17 Jul 2022 43

  This is a small and stupid detail but if she grew up completely isolated in the marsh away from society why does she have curtain bangs

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  Spirited Away 2001

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Dec 2020 10

  I got lost in a department store when I was 5 and it felt a lot like this