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  • Rocketman
  • Mamma Mia!
  • A Star Is Born
  • Across the Universe

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  • The Faculty

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  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

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  • Cursed

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  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

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    Jasmine KISSED that bitch Jafar to give Aladdin a few seconds of free time to steal the lamp back and he WASTED those seconds staring at them in disgust and didn’t get the lamp which means she had to kiss Jafar’s ugly ass for NO REASON I can’t believe she ever forgave Aladdin for that cause I haven’t.

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie gave us a dylan o’brien sex scene but at WHAT COST

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  • The Faculty

    The Faculty

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    if this had happened to my high school in Ohio I don’t think I would have even noticed things were weird.

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

    A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

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    I mean!! who’s gay anxiety DIDNT manifest as a nightmare monster?

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  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

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    This is a small and stupid detail but if she grew up completely isolated in the marsh away from society why does she have curtain bangs

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

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    I got lost in a department store when I was 5 and it felt a lot like this