• Teen Wolf: The Movie

    Teen Wolf: The Movie


    As a fervent Teen Wolf fan, I had very low expectations for this but low expectations are just the baseline for any fan of MTV’s Teen Wolf. But they failed to even meet the low bar of what could have worked?? It was so easy!! Give us nostalgia, give us goofy! This was sooo serious and barely felt like a teen wolf project. Sure, most of the actors were there but none of the iconic set pieces or any sense…

  • Hellboy



    A little too long but dark fantasy is always safe in Guillermo Del Toro’s hands. Also hope he can find his sexy fish person for real someday πŸ™πŸ»

  • Funny Girl

    Funny Girl


    very good to finally have some context when I’m belting don’t rain on my parade in the car

  • It's a Sin

    It's a Sin


    sobbing uncontrollably

  • The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love

    The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love


    NOTTT the lesbians swearing to each other on walt whitman’s leaves of grass. This was so cute, so 90’s, so gay. Yes yes yes.

  • Skinamarink



    if they had just split screen this with someone playing subway surfers >>>

  • Peking Opera Blues

    Peking Opera Blues


    this feels like the blueprint for spy action comedies like holy shit. everything about this was enjoyable: the women, the colors, the action, the espionage, the women. insanely perfect.

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    the entire helicopter sequence changed my life

  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation


    this was sooo good I love this little group of spies. I love how many times they played the theme song and I love that insane underwater sequence and I love that they said β€œyour mission, should you choose to accept it” like 5 times and I love that Ethan is such an supernaturally unstoppable force but still feels like a human being. Good shit.

  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

    Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol


    umm the found family of it all 😭😭 yes please

  • Dead Pigs

    Dead Pigs


    kind of a massive showing for a directorial debut but I knew I’d be impressed as a birds of prey stan. I think Cathy’s direction is seriously impressive and I can’t wait to see where her career goes.Β 

    this was really good and honestly stunning. I think I struggle a bit when there’s this many storylines going on at once but they way everything converges at the end is definitely worth it.

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III


    I feel like this was trying to be Cool in a way that the others didn’t and I prefer these stories to be on the sillier side. Also easily the dullest action so far and kind of looked like a criminal minds episode? Really good performances though which definitely elevated things for me