Sorry am I being Punk’d? Was this not just The Wicker Man (right down to the damn bear costume) set in the middle of a Swedish forest?? only with 1000% more unnecessary gore , the most uncomfrotably hilarious orgy, and the world’s dumbest anthropolgy students?
Can we stop pretending this pretentious trash is good cinema, I’m over it.
The filmmakers were doing a survey at my showing, and based off the things I heard leaving the general consenus was:
“What the actual fuck???” and “Hard pass”
(2 stars for production design, extra half a star for Florence Pugh’s acting)