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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★½

    Sorry am I being Punk’d? Was this not just The Wicker Man (right down to the damn bear costume) set in the middle of a Swedish forest?? only with 1000% more unnecessary gore , the most uncomfrotably hilarious orgy, and the world’s dumbest anthropolgy students? 

    Can we stop pretending this pretentious trash is good cinema, I’m over it. 

    The filmmakers were doing a survey at my showing, and based off the things I heard leaving the general consenus was: 
    “What the actual fuck???” and “Hard pass” 

    (2 stars for production design, extra half a star for Florence Pugh’s acting)

  • Late Night

    Late Night

    ★★

    did Emma Thompson lose a bet?