• Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    i just know stilgar is running that paul atreides update account (@TheRealLisanAlGaib) on the side

  • Bob Marley: One Love

    Bob Marley: One Love

    ★★

    i actually saw this entire movie fully summarized from beginning to end in the trailer already so

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★½

    death by pepsi product placement (literally)

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    when he will literally commit AXE MURDER for you!!!!!!

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    the sandworm wouldn't kill me because it would sense that i'm an ally

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    if chatGPT wrote a movie

  • The Zone of Interest

    The Zone of Interest

    ★★★★

    the most bone-chilling sound design - has all the foreboding and dread of the most nightmarish horror films

  • My Fault

    My Fault

    ★★★

    certified wattpad excellence... i had the time of my life!

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★

    i can only describe this as an out of body experience... but renee slayed, she ate, she devoured

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★½

    i need the bella baxter hair care regimen

  • American Fiction

    American Fiction

    ★★★½

    entire cast ate

  • Night Swim

    Night Swim

    diabolical to call another parent "steroid shrek" to a child that is not your own