i just want a disney movie about cute little elemental lizards that don’t say anything

got what i came for: tessa thompson being cute and badass, chris hemsworth exuding Dumb Jock Energy™, cool aliens, black suits, thor reference with a tiny hammer, and occasional witty banter🤷‍♀️

listen. i don't care what your sexuality is if that scene when eli roth walks out with a baseball bat and bashes the nazi's head in doesn't make you spontaneously cream your pants, idk what to tell you

me at age 6: i wanna be a spy kid
me at age 21: i wanna be a spy kid