Haden Hirst

Haden Hirst

Favorite films

  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Gremlins
  • Home Alone

Recent activity

  • Violent Night


  • It's a Wonderful Life


  • Doctor Who: Wild Blue Yonder


  • Doctor Who: The Star Beast


Recent reviews

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai



    This is the nature of war: By protecting others, you save yourselves. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself.

    The perfect film. Seven Samurai a film about a village that's being attacked by bandits so they hire seven samurai to defend their village. A film everyone should experience. Acting is amazing, it feels realistic, Akira Kurosawa created a film that we don't actually know what happened back then but made it feel like that is what…

  • The Killer

    The Killer



    It's amazing how physically exhausting it can be yo do nothing.

    David Finchers the killer is a gripping crime, thriller. While I do find this great, it does not make me say "wow" it's generic and feel like it has been done a million times, but for the negatives that's about it. The performances were amazing, Michael Fasbender is awesome. And do not even get me started on the soundtrack. And finally the cinematography is obviously amazing. I'll definitely be giving it a rewatch soon.

Popular reviews

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2


    Rating 96/100

    Get the hell put of here before I fuck you up

    Famous last words. As a massive fan of cringey 80s horror slashers, Terrifier 2 is genuinely perfect. Art is just a silly goose. I loved every inch of this film, a long runtime, great practical effects and kills, awful and unrealistic acting and moments, and the best part about this film, Art the Clown definitely one of my favourite horror antagonists. This is my first re-watch. Watched it with my neice, she's traumatised.

  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    The Slumber Party Massacre


    3 stars because I was horny when watching.