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  • No Half Measures: Creating the Final Season of Breaking Bad
  • There Will Be Blood
  • The Batman
  • Love, Death & Robots: Beyond the Aquila Rift

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ELIZABETH OLSEN IS SO SUPERIOR. THE END. 
    HAPPY BELATED [ M I L F  D A Y 🥛 ], JESUS †. 

    SHE’S NEVER GONNA DO ANYTHING WRONG. 
    SHE’S SEXY, PSYCHOTIC, & VIOLENT 😍.  

    SOMETHING ABOUT EVIL RED🩸VVITCHES >>
    (🔙 QUICK S/O TO MELISANDRE & THE ONE GOD)

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★½

    𝓣𝓗𝓔  𝓕𝓛𝓐𝓥𝓞𝓡   𝓔𝓛𝓔𝓥𝓐𝓣𝓞𝓡 🩸🛢: (9.6/10)

    PAUL DANO IS MIRACULOUSLY SOMEHOW MORE RELIGIOUS THAN SAINT DUMAS † HIMSELF , (RARE, GAGE 🥩). 

    DANIEL DAY-LEWIS WITH A COMPLETELY SPINE-CHILLING PERFORMANCE 🥶.. wow.

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  • Hell or High Water

    Hell or High Water

    THE FLAVOR ELEVATOR🎚🐮: (6.6/10)

    GOD †, CHRIS PINE ISN’T EVEN REAL. 

    I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, GUY IS PHENOMENAL. 

    DON’T WORRY DARLING IS ON THE HORIZON 👀.

  • Wind River

    Wind River

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ELIZABETH OLSEN IS SO SUPERIOR 🥶 (AGAIN).
    CRUEL WINTER 🌬❄️, YET SHE’LL NEVER BE COLD.
                                                                                        
    STEALS THE LIGHT IN APPROXIMATELY 1 SECOND,
    KILLS SOME OF THE SHADIEST PEOPLE LITERALLY
    EVER, OH & SOLVES A COLD-BLOODED🩸RAPE CASE. YEA NO, SHE’S HIGHER 🤍.

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    FLAVOR SCORE 🦇🚨: (10.0/10) 

    ROBERT PATTINSON IS THE BATMAN. the end. 

    Seriously, wow. Unreal on Pattinson’s end. 

    Absolutely dethrones the rest with his RAW performance 🥩. He’s angry. He’s isolated. He’s cold. He’s the Prince of Gotham. He’s an unhinged animal in the pitch black. He’s the Dark Knight. 

    Pattinson was able to elevate & bring things to the table that I don’t think the general audiences will 100% appreciate at first. I personally think this one edges out against any…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    FLAVOR SCORE 🔝♀️: (8.6/10) 

    ANYA TAYLOR-JOY      ANYA TAYLOR-JOY
      ANYA TAYLOR-JOY      ANYA TAYLOR-JOY
         ANYA TAYLOR-JOY     ANYA TAYLOR-JOY
           ANYA TAYLOR-JOY     ANYA TAYLOR-JOY

    INSANE PERFORMANCE BY SKARSGÅRD 👀..
    ALEX & ANYA DOMINATED EVERY SECOND.