• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    yes i love scott pilgrim vs. the world. yes i hate scott. we exist

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    reject modernity embrace tradition

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    no thoughts just academy award winner steven yeun

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★★★

    of course i support women’s rights
    women’s rights to FUCK MY SHIT UP

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

    love watching movies the way they were intended (IMAX.1080p.WEB.H264-NAISU)

  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★★½

    tired: baby yoda
    wired: gizmo the singing mogwai

  • Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands

    ★★★★½

    make no mistake this is a christmas movie

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★½

    christmas fun for the whole family!

  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★

    what i wanted: a new david fincher film
    what i got: 2 and a half hours of sleep

  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    ★½

    amy adams winning a razzie before an oscar is my villain origin story

  • Run

    Run

    ★★½

    you can’t spell munchausen by proxy without ma

  • Ammonite

    Ammonite

    ★★★

    in loving memory of celine sciamma. she ain’t dead but this might kill her