The titular tough guys do not dance instead they cuck each other, they swing & wife swap with each other, and most importantly they double cross, triple cross, quadruple cross each other for blurry coked out reasons while I'm over here straight mainlining the hilarious, dizzying dialogue.
These are only a few of my favorite quotes:
"My pussy hair was bright gold in high school until I went out and scorched it with the football team."
"You're gonna puddle in your…