The titular tough guys do not dance instead they cuck each other, they swing & wife swap with each other, and most importantly they double cross, triple cross, quadruple cross each other for blurry coked out reasons while I'm over here straight mainlining the hilarious, dizzying dialogue.
These are only a few of my favorite quotes:
"My pussy hair was bright gold in high school until I went out and scorched it with the football team."
"You're gonna puddle in your…
A slippery fast brain, a disembodied hand, a living dead girl and lots of local yokel ghosts bickering & bitchin in 63 disremembered minutes of dismemberment.
The Seventh Seal brought me back to when I lived in Norway and we would pass around a large wooden bowl brimming with warm milk squeezed from the teet of either a goat or a cow, a large wooden bowl of strawberries circulating with it, we'd sit around and contemplate life, death, lutes, our bellies full of milk & berries while we poked and prodded swollen lymph nodes, mused about plague and denounced the burning of witches while the smell of…
