Spider ★★★

Visually arresting, narratively confusing, I wish Spider had committed to a more enjoyable experience by either scrapping most of the dialogue in favor of the gorgeous imagery or fine-tuning the script.

Love these female coming-of-age stories that always have girls in see-through white fabric fucking weird-ass things like giant spiders because that's totally what happened to me when I was coming of age, dreaming about getting it on with a gigantic tarantula that is somehow native to Latvia. I know we're an enigma to men despite us actually telling them exactly what we want or how we feel, too many dudes are willfully ignorant but I guess that lends to some far out female coming-of-age fables [that don't make sense]?