Favorite films

  • An American Werewolf in London
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Wet Hot American Summer
  • Pride & Prejudice

Recent activity

  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later


  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

  • Halloween II


  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers


Recent reviews

  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    Kara, please take a pause and try the handle before you run headlong into every locked door in Haddonfield.

    OOF. Worst of the bunch by a faraway country mile long shot. Any and all artistic decisions taken by cast or crew were categorically the wrong ones. No hyperbole. None at all. I'd go so far as to hazard that whole chunks of the film were straight up dumped unceremoniously on the cutting room floor. There is literally no other explanation…

  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers


    Between Dr. Loomis' trigger happy tendencies and his acute inability to read the room I think he may have caused just as much emotional trauma as Michael himself.

Popular reviews

  • First Knight

    First Knight


    Lancelot: Tell me you don't love me!
    Guinevere: I don't love you.
    Lancelot: Hmm, so cryptic. What could she mean? I suppose I'll have to pursue her further.

  • Patch Adams

    Patch Adams


    Obnoxious man who spends his time undermining fellow students, disrespecting teaching staff, stalking young woman, making balloon animals, building giant papier mache legs, stealing medical supplies, blowing up more balloons and literally never studying comes top of the class and wins the girl until she's murdered in strange tonal shift.

    But Philip Seymour Hoffman is great.