wish this film could manifest into a person and tuck me in at night

Hey queen, you have done it again. Constantly raising the bar for all of us and doing it flawlessly. I’d say I am surprised but I know who you are. I’ve seen it up close and personal.

ohmygod i love women, also happy early juneteenth !!

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

horny people have no rights. horny people are not protected under the constitution. if you are horny i WILL find you and you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right fucking now if you are horny, have ever been horny, or ever will be horny. this is not a joke. please leave.

not me thinking isla fisher and mary elizabeth ellis were gfs in this when they’re actually SISTERS 😭 i hate my gay ass brain i truly do