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  • The Lad Goodbye

    The Lad Goodbye

    I love you this much. 

    Here it is. The feature film debut from yours truly and my friends Kirk and Victor. We worked very hard on this. 

    I love my friends and I love movies. I wanted people to have a special and unique experience watching a movie while having fun with their friends, whether you’re a cinephile or not. I think indie features lack a certain flavour of fun and I hope whoever decides to watch this will smile…

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    A.I. Artificial Intelligence


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “We found the very fabric of space-time itself appeared to store information about every event which had ever occurred in the past. But the experiment was a failure, for those who were resurrected only lived through a single day of renewed life. When the resurectees fell asleep on the night of their first new day they died again. As soon as they became unconscious, their very existence faded away into darkness. So you see David. The equations have shown that…

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  • A Serious Man

    A Serious Man


    The way Marvel fans lost their shit when all the Avengers assembled in Endgame is somewhat similar to the way I react when Sy Ableman shows up in this.

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