Favorite films

  • Knife+Heart
  • Malignant
  • Stage Fright
  • The Toxic Avenger

Recent activity

  • Uncut Gems

  • The Musketeers of Pig Alley

  • The Girl and Her Trust

  • The Lonedale Operator

Recent reviews

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    Alright, it’s been a long week, I’m gonna head over to film club to destress… wait, we’re watching what?

  • The 'Teddy' Bears

    The 'Teddy' Bears

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Let me summarize this film for you. 

    It starts off as a traditional retelling of Goldilocks and the 3 Bears, in which the Bears are played by men in horrifying bear suits. The 3 Bears leave their cottage and Goldilocks breaks in and starts rummaging through their porridge. One’s too hot, one’s too cold, one’s just right. Pretty standard stuff. What happens next? Does Goldilocks inspect the chairs of the Bears, and find only one adequately comforts her tiny frame?…

Popular reviews

  • Amityville Christmas Vacation

    Amityville Christmas Vacation


    Clearly made for pennies, yet still better than most Hallmark Christmas films. Cute.

  • Cobweb



    A bizarre and original horror flick that unfortunately most people won’t see or even hear about because it came out during Barbenheimer week. I recommend checking it out, it’s a little predictable and thematically lacking but there isn’t much else out there quite like it.