Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Angst
  • Audition
  • Beetlejuice

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  • Watcher

    ★★★★

  • The Pink Panther

    ★★½

  • Kiss of Death

    ★★½

  • Hellraiser

    ★★½

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses

    ★★★★½

    Fuck yo mama. Fuck yo sister. Fuck yo grandma. Most of all, fuck you!

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  • Watcher

    Watcher

    ★★★★

    I should tell more people to go fuck themselves.

  • The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther

    ★★½

    …don't you find it a bit of a coincidence zat ze body fell perfectly within ze chalk outline on ze floor?
    I think they drew the chalk outline later.
    Ah! We are dealing with some kind of - mastermind.

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  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    ★★★½

    Goodbye, Cornelius. I hope you find lots of tinsel. Goodbye, Hermey. Whatever a dentist is, I hope someday you will be the greatest.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★½

    And she was my number one, main, best babysitter.