Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Angst
  • Audition
  • Beetlejuice

Recent activity

  • Watcher


  • The Pink Panther


  • Kiss of Death


  • Hellraiser


Pinned reviews

  • Scream



    No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses


    Fuck yo mama. Fuck yo sister. Fuck yo grandma. Most of all, fuck you!

Recent reviews

  • Watcher



    I should tell more people to go fuck themselves.

  • The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther


    …don't you find it a bit of a coincidence zat ze body fell perfectly within ze chalk outline on ze floor?
    I think they drew the chalk outline later.
    Ah! We are dealing with some kind of - mastermind.

Popular reviews

  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer


    Goodbye, Cornelius. I hope you find lots of tinsel. Goodbye, Hermey. Whatever a dentist is, I hope someday you will be the greatest.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    And she was my number one, main, best babysitter.