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Favorite films

  • Beetlejuice
  • Almost Famous
  • Angst
  • Audition

Recent activity

  • Space Sweepers


  • Evil Dead Trap


  • Lord of Illusions


  • Violation


Pinned reviews

  • Scream



    No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses


    Fuck yo mama. Fuck yo sister. Fuck yo grandma. Most of all, fuck you!

Recent reviews

  • Space Sweepers

    Space Sweepers


    With earth no longer habitable, the only place left to go was up.

  • Evil Dead Trap

    Evil Dead Trap


    He escaped from out of my body.

Popular reviews

  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer


    Goodbye, Cornelius. I hope you find lots of tinsel. Goodbye, Hermey. Whatever a dentist is, I hope someday you will be the greatest.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    And she was my number one, main, best babysitter.