Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Curse of Bridge Hollow 2022

  ★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  Scratches the itch while we wait for Goosebumps 3.

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2023

  Watched this on an airplane with my 17 month old. No headphones just subtitles, so I did every characters' voice for the entire movie. She loved it, not sure about the people around us.

  It's a meeee Sal!

Popular reviews

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  Blood Massacre 1987

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Feb 2017 5

  A "Last House" style group of sleaze bags invade a hog farmer's home. Little do they know this seemingly normal family are a bunch of cannibals! The movie culminates in an epic Home Alone style homemade trap battle but with a Vietnam Vet sensibility and a twist ending that would make M. Night Shamalamadingdong crap his pants.

  George Stover is an insane knife wielding maniac who hits women and calls them bitches and this is quite possibly his greatest role. My personal favorite Don Dohler flick.

  Also which one of these new record companies are gonna do the Blood Massacre vinyl?

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  Halloween 2018

  ★★½ Watched 21 Oct 2018

  Meh.