Favorite films

  • Blood Diner
  • Two Idiots in Hollywood
  • Alone in the T-Shirt Zone
  • Psychos in Love

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  • The Curse of Bridge Hollow

    ★★★

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★

  • Riddle of Fire

    ★★★

  • Clue

    ★★★★★

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  • The Curse of Bridge Hollow

    The Curse of Bridge Hollow

    ★★★

    Scratches the itch while we wait for Goosebumps 3.

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★

    Watched this on an airplane with my 17 month old. No headphones just subtitles, so I did every characters' voice for the entire movie. She loved it, not sure about the people around us.

    It's a meeee Sal!

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  • Blood Massacre

    Blood Massacre

    ★★★★½

    A "Last House" style group of sleaze bags invade a hog farmer's home. Little do they know this seemingly normal family are a bunch of cannibals! The movie culminates in an epic Home Alone style homemade trap battle but with a Vietnam Vet sensibility and a twist ending that would make M. Night Shamalamadingdong crap his pants.

    George Stover is an insane knife wielding maniac who hits women and calls them bitches and this is quite possibly his greatest role. My personal favorite Don Dohler flick.

    Also which one of these new record companies are gonna do the Blood Massacre vinyl?

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★½

    Meh.