The Northman

The Northman ★★★★

Drinking Game: Drink your whole drink if you're turned on by the surprise incest, you creep.

This is basically an exploitation revenge movie with a novel setting draped over it. Some of the shit is so over the top that I was chuckling several times. And while I haven't read anything about Eggers' intent, I think that taking it too seriously would be a detriment to your enjoyment. I'm not sure it's going to squeak by Valhalla Rising as my goto Viksploitation film, but it's definitely neck and neck. Needed more dong though, you can't fight naked and not have your dong whippin around hither and thither.

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