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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  trigger warning: mentions of suicide and depression

  there’s something special about a movie that becomes an instant favorite of mine. there’s something special about a movie that sticks with me long after the credits roll. there’s something special about a movie that completely alters the meaning of a song for me. there’s something special about a movie that makes my dad cry.

  aftersun is special. it’s special for all of the reasons listed above, and for so much more. aftersun…

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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jul 2021

  i serve jennifer love hewitt before i serve this country. amen.

Recent reviews

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  Eaten Alive 1976

  ★½ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  look. i don't mind when a movie is silly sometimes. in fact, i encourage it. but you have to be goofy the Whole. Time.
  the talent of this movie is, obviously, marilyn burns, who is tied to a bed with tape over her mouth half of the time, and william finley, who is unfortunately killed off quickly. the movie absolutely crawls when relying on anybody else. even the villain, who easily could've been a zany and campy weirdo à la…

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  Crawl 2019

  ★★★ Watched 17 Sep 2023

  not quite as bad as i was expecting it to be, but for every moment of excellent tension building there was a moment of characters being reeeeally stupid. the most important message of the movie is don't fucking live in florida

  hooptober x - #2/32

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