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  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Disappearance of Willie Bingham
  • Killing Words
  • Possession

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  • Santa Sangre

    ★★

  • This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody

    ★½

  • The Ninth Passenger

  • Bargain

    ★★★★

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  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    ★★★★★

    Good night and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

    I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.

    From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…

  • Acid

    Acid

    ★★★★½

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    This reviewer said that the movie was made based on director Just Philippot's childhood nightmares.

    As a child, I learned about Acid Rain. I had this fear of rain for a while. Whenever it rained I had to watch to make sure it wasn't melting trees. Yes, I know that isn't exactly what Acid Rain is, tell that to a little child. When it rain, while I slept I had this recurring nightmare where the rain would start to…

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  • Santa Sangre

    Santa Sangre

    ★★

    Rec by Child of Chaos Geddy Herche
    letterboxd.com/gsh1332/

    Seconded by Child of Chaos Jamie
    letterboxd.com/forgotten78/

    I don't even know
    boxd.it/cmQoM

    So obviously I didn't care for this the way, it seems, everyone else does. Honestly I wasn't having any fun until the Luchadora showed up, then I got to yell during the fight "THE IRON CLAW. SHADES OF BARON VON RASCHKE!!!!!!!"

    I don't know this movie was just kind of a mess, and while filled with striking visuals, I just…

  • This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody

    This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody

    ★½

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    Let me start with 2 defenses of the Twilight Saga.

    1) "Twilight is just a dump fantasy for teenage girls." So fucking what? I don't see anything wrong with 16 year olds thinking of a sexy rich mysterious sophisticate and a sexy rugged man of the earth vieing for your heart any more than some 16 year old pretending to be punisher and shooting a bunch of bad guys. Grow up.

    2)…

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  • Cube

    Cube

    You know all the shitty remakes of Japanese movies we've done, time they get their revenge I guess

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    I just saw an interview where Patterson said he wasn't going to destroy his body to fit the role like Bale did.

    And people are mad about it.

    Fuck us fans. Just fuck us all. We don't deserve movies.