Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Blob 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 10 May 2022

  Drama from Entourage looks like a meteorite just hit me in my eyes

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  Sharknado 2013

  ★½ Watched 12 Apr 2022 1

  This movie can balls my suck

Recent reviews

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  Freaks 1932

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  Frieda deserved better.

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  The Wicker Man 2006

  ★★ Watched 26 May 2023

  Nicholas Cage’s performance in this flick was fueled by wassspppppsss spray & physical violence towards women 

  The dichotomy between the lead in the OG wicker man calmly erasing the chalkboard to write Rowan’s name on the board and Nicholas Cage throwing his body in every direction to force chalk off the chalk board is chefs kiss

  Times Nicholas Cage punched a woman in the face: 3

Popular reviews

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  Amityville in Space 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2022

  This is one small step for Amityville, one giant leap for Amityville kind.

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  Amityville Karen 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2022

  The most highly anticipated movie of my career

  I'll rate it 5 for now because I assume it'll be an automatic 5 star movie when it finally releases to the public