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  • Deep Blue Sea
  • Face/Off
  • Titane
  • 13 Going on 30

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  • Daybreakers

    ★★★

  • Prey

    ★★★½

  • Nope

    ★★★½

  • The Batman

    ★★★★

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  • Daybreakers

    Daybreakers

    ★★★

    the apocalypse is *not* when everybody turns into cool sexy vampires btw

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    boyfie hated this but insisted we watch the full 3 hours drawn out over two days while he groans about how boring it is ... his commitment to misery is astounding and commendable ... very bruce wayne of him

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  • Confessions of a Shopaholic

    Confessions of a Shopaholic

    ★★★½

    i cant believe everyone acted like she killed somebody when she was just in credit card debt

  • Sweet Home Alabama

    Sweet Home Alabama

    ★★

    patrick dempsey:
    -a democrat
    -against the confederacy
    -a good person
    -good to reese
    -isn't from the south
    jake:
    -a confederate
    -wouldn't divorce reese for 7 YEARS
    -made her feel like a bad person for breaking up with him and
    moving away when it's her life and she can do what she wants
    -is from the south
    the people in the town:
    -all confeds
    -all evil
    -all bullied reese for moving to new york until she
    thought she did something wrong…