A Comedy Horror that isn't funny or scary enough to fall into either stable. Teeth is a bit of a one trick pony which tries to ride on the gruesome hilarity that would come from having a set of gnashers in your snatch.

What annoys me most is that the premise has great potential but Lichtenstein utterly fails to delve into issue deep enough. Sadly, Teeth under-performs thematically and just doesn't have the dramatic girth to satisfy.