Favorite films

  • Duck Soup
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Recent activity

  • The Boxer from Shantung


  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


  • The Last of the Mohicans


  • Collateral


Recent reviews

  • The Boxer from Shantung

    The Boxer from Shantung


    The boxer's main move is to punch the other guy right in the fist. It's a successful technique that helps him become a top mobster. Too bad he never figured out a successful way to punch a dude in his hatchet.

  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


    Shared with other troubled productions-

    Climax filmed at Trona Pinnacles because they ran out of money (Burton's crap Planet of the Apes).

    Pointless creation a of a secret half brother (SPECTRE).

    But there's still some good Trek stuff in here. I do think Spock should have ripped a giant Vulcan fart during the camping scene. "Beans & Boubon.

Popular reviews

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Every problem is caused by fat guys. One is lazy. The other is greedy. Both are stupid. Other stupid people use their cell phones too much. A few people get killed but not nearly enough. Surprisingly the black guy is not killed but, of course, both fat guys get killed. Chris Pratt is skinny, serious and not very charming but he does ride a motorcycle and use a clicker. Why did they get Chris Pratt for this part? Zack Efron…

  • Spectre



    Where the fuck is Felix?