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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Dune
  • The Handmaiden
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Pinned reviews

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    Martin Scorsese having tears in his eyes, opens his notebook and scratches out a single word:

    n̶o̶t̶ cinema

    edit: to prevent this review from being shadowbanned for the “lack of content", I'd like to say that Zack Snyder's Justice League is a massive improvement from the previous take on it. Despite being 4 hours long and having lackluster writing, it manages to work as both "set-up" and "pay-off" movie, while still delivering a coherent story with a satisfying finale. cheers!

  • Tenet



    the way christopher nolan looks at time is how quentin tarantino looks at feet.

Recent reviews

  • Dune



    Denis Villeneuve: you remember that movie Seven where Brad Pitt was asking what’s in the box?

    Timothée Chalamet: oui

    Denis Villeneuve: soo we’re gonna need you to put your hand inside it

    edit: a monumental cinematic achievement made with love and care the Frank Herbert's novel well deserves.
    thank you Denis

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    I love how James Gunn spent half of movie’s budget on special effects to make John Cena visible.

    edit: as a serious reviewer that I am, I am obligated to say: this movie good, previous movie bad. thank u.

Popular reviews

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes


    list of alternative titles I pitched to netflix:

    Ho(l)me(s) Alone
    The Miseducation of Enola Holmes
    Sherlock v Mycroft: Dawn of Justice
    Crouching Enola: Hidden Lord Tewksbury
    Stranger Strings
    Catch Ma If You Can
    The Great Game(of Scrabble)

    they still didn’t reply :(