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  • The Wedding Date

    The Wedding Date


    Fake dating is one of the best tropes out there!!! The setting of rules just to break them, the sudden realization that you have feelings? *chefβ€˜s kiss*

    I mean, all of these movies are predictable but I love a good love story (especially when the actors can convey chemistry).

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    What is America’s obsession with beating Russian at everything? Like, please chill, this is chess...Β 

    Also, for a whole ten minutes I wanted to learn to play chess but I have approximately five brain cells and no capability to use any of them...

    On an entirely different note, anya taylor-joy in that black turtleneck with that hair was kinda sexy... damn.

Popular reviews

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga


    So, America is still mad that they don’t get to participate in the Eurovision Song Contest...

    I can’t believe that they cancelled the ESC this year and this is what we got instead.Β 

    It wasn’t funny, the acting wasn’t there and the story was garbage and boring at best. How are you going to make fun of something that you don’t understand?Β 

    Alexander Ryback was in this for 30 seconds and he was the highlight of this entire movie. The…

  • I Lost My Body

    I Lost My Body


    The pigeon death was jarring... not sure what I was expecting but it wasn’t this.Β 


    I’m feeling incomplete and lonely, plus, I miss Paris.