Hudson Barber

Hudson Barber

Antiutilitarian contraptagmatic apologist. I also like movies.

Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • The Social Network
  • The Master
  • Call Me by Your Name

Recent activity

  • No Time to Die


  • The Toolbox Murders


  • Another Round


  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: Mad Libs

    Nothing can prepare you for what this movie is. The SHARKNADO of the Star Wars franchise. This movie literally feels like it was written by a robot. Dreadful. I loved every second of it. I’M THE SPY.

  • Tenet



    Don’t let the droning score and assortment of face masks distract you from the fact that that something incredibly, insultingly stupid is done or said every 15 minutes like clockwork. 

    TENET is like math, and I don’t like math. You can watch a problem being solved, see the answer, and go about your day. Or you can follow the steps, understand how the conclusion was reached, and go about your day. Either way it’s math, either way the outcome is…