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Favorite films

  • Dune
  • The Green Knight
  • The Killing of Two Lovers
  • Judas and the Black Messiah

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  • The Martian

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  • Ford v Ferrari

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  • Dune

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  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

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    Weird position this movie takes on every issue it mentions, you gotta admit.
    An obnoxiously political movie for people who "just wished they'd keep politics out of movies"

    But it is so damn interesting and entertaining to watch. Quite the tear-jerker, too

    Now I wanna play pingpong

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    Between this and Gravity, there's no way you can make me believe NASA's comms with off-world astronauts are banter driven call of duty lobbies

    Seeing Donald Glover in pre-character change Childish Gambino roles feels illegal

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  • Dune

    Dune

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Everything I expected it to be.
    Sets the scene and leaves you wanting more.
    A sci-fi fantasy epic for indie lovers.
    I've never prayed so hard for a sequel in my life.

    I do hear the criticisms about the audience not fully being made to care about these characters, as we would any other epic. I can see how that will be a deal-breaker for a lot of people.

    My response is that not all movies need to be all…

  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What's that Alex Jones quote about fluoride in the water turning the friggin' frogs gay? Well that was playing in my head for this whole movie for some reason.

    Great movie, great tension.

    My favourite two scenes were when he was walking to his car and hesitating to turn his car on - my heart was beating so fast!! - and the other was when he sees Bucky Bailey at the gas station and you just feel your heart drop.