• Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry


    Look, obviously it’s bad, but I’m not going to complain too much because I love Tom and Jerry and I got a few chuckles out of it. 

    That being said, my main complaint is: less focus on the humans, more Tom and Jerry please. In fact, just erase the human characters storyline altogether! 

    It’s called “Tom and Jerry” not “Tom, Jerry and the People”

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    I’m so disappointed. 

    Everything was overshadowed by that fucking graphic, disturbing scene. I’m legitimately sick, I took a shower after watching this.

  • The Incredible Hulk

    The Incredible Hulk


    I’ve repressed this for so long that rewatching today (kicking off a MCU marathon bc of WandaVision), it was like watching a whole new movie

    that being said, meh

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    The moment I saw “Visionary Director Sam Levinson” on the official trailer, I knew this wasn’t going to be good. Who fucking knew that it would be WORSE than I thought 

    sam levinson is such a fucking joke.

    I checked the run time because I was getting so tired of this movie and I immediately turned this shit off when I realized how much time I had left. I stopped after Malcom (aka Sam, CLEARLY) goes on his 19384899th monologue…

  • Fake Famous

    Fake Famous


    my mouth was open the entire time... I mean I knew the concept of influencers is bullshit but the extents they go to fake their entire lives, JFC

    NGL, and maybe it’s because I was high, but this was fascinating to watch. That being said, I HATE INFLUENCERS 

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox


    I’m SO MAD it took me this long to watch this gem! Also, my cat sat right in front of the TV and watched along, so I think this warrants a five star review.

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    my star is only for Jamie Foxx, but I couldn’t even finish this terribly written crap bc a whole other movie randomly takes place and has back-to-back sex scenes for no reason, like my god Michael Mann, I GOT IT. THEY WANT EACH OTHER. I DON’T NEED TO SEE 293839283825 MORE TIMES, MOVE IT ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

    anyway, I rolled my eyes so hard, I just stopped watching it

    p.s. Michael Mann, you do realize other artists than Audioslave exist, right? Lmao especially when your movie takes place in M I A M I.

  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich


    I’ve never hated a character so much, then actually getting the greatest satisfaction of seeing them suffer in the greatest ending ever!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    i feel like im being a bit lenient with my rating because I know there’s some things I didn’t like and the last time I saw this movie was literally at the theater, but all in all, this wasn’t bad and Brie Larson is right there so why should I complain

  • Zodiac



    not to be a film bro, but like... has Fincher ever done a bad movie? No

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    poor, poor child, I’m mad because honestly what the fuck

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    that fucking score, oof! I’m glad I rewatched this today