• Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry

    ★½

    Look, obviously it’s bad, but I’m not going to complain too much because I love Tom and Jerry and I got a few chuckles out of it. 

    That being said, my main complaint is: less focus on the humans, more Tom and Jerry please. In fact, just erase the human characters storyline altogether! 

    It’s called “Tom and Jerry” not “Tom, Jerry and the People”

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    I’m so disappointed. 


    Everything was overshadowed by that fucking graphic, disturbing scene. I’m legitimately sick, I took a shower after watching this.

  • The Incredible Hulk

    The Incredible Hulk

    ★★

    I’ve repressed this for so long that rewatching today (kicking off a MCU marathon bc of WandaVision), it was like watching a whole new movie

    that being said, meh

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ½

    The moment I saw “Visionary Director Sam Levinson” on the official trailer, I knew this wasn’t going to be good. Who fucking knew that it would be WORSE than I thought 

    sam levinson is such a fucking joke.

    I checked the run time because I was getting so tired of this movie and I immediately turned this shit off when I realized how much time I had left. I stopped after Malcom (aka Sam, CLEARLY) goes on his 19384899th monologue…

  • Fake Famous

    Fake Famous

    ★★½

    my mouth was open the entire time... I mean I knew the concept of influencers is bullshit but the extents they go to fake their entire lives, JFC

    NGL, and maybe it’s because I was high, but this was fascinating to watch. That being said, I HATE INFLUENCERS 

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★★

    I’m SO MAD it took me this long to watch this gem! Also, my cat sat right in front of the TV and watched along, so I think this warrants a five star review.

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    my star is only for Jamie Foxx, but I couldn’t even finish this terribly written crap bc a whole other movie randomly takes place and has back-to-back sex scenes for no reason, like my god Michael Mann, I GOT IT. THEY WANT EACH OTHER. I DON’T NEED TO SEE 293839283825 MORE TIMES, MOVE IT ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

    anyway, I rolled my eyes so hard, I just stopped watching it

    p.s. Michael Mann, you do realize other artists than Audioslave exist, right? Lmao especially when your movie takes place in M I A M I.

  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich

    ★★★★

    I’ve never hated a character so much, then actually getting the greatest satisfaction of seeing them suffer in the greatest ending ever!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island

    ★★★

    i feel like im being a bit lenient with my rating because I know there’s some things I didn’t like and the last time I saw this movie was literally at the theater, but all in all, this wasn’t bad and Brie Larson is right there so why should I complain

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★★

    not to be a film bro, but like... has Fincher ever done a bad movie? No

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★

    poor, poor child, I’m mad because honestly what the fuck

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★

    that fucking score, oof! I’m glad I rewatched this today