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  • Cabin Boy
  • Muppet Treasure Island
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  • Lady in the Water

    ★★★★

  • Blade: Trinity

  • Old

    ★★★

  • Blade II

    ★★★★

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  • Despiser

    Despiser

    ★★★★½

    This is the kind of movie that makes me feel bad for people that never go cinematic dumpster diving. Yeah, you slog through a lot of boring garbage but every once in a while you find a Despiser.

    Recently I've been thinking a lot about the reasons I love super low budget trash movies and how that's changed over the years. I originally came to them very much through the "so bad it's good" riffing philosophy. There's still an element…

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  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★

    Ten years on and Dredd feels much more a product of its time than it did on original release. There's the obvious comparison to The Raid in both setting and the crunchy and claustrophobic action that movie is responsible for popularizing. But there's also, maybe more importantly, plenty of the comics as very serious business attitude and conservative bent of the Nolan Batman movies.

    Whether it was strictly because of budget or other reason, Dredd has an aversion to anything…

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    Kind of a dick move to open with the riff from "Blind" and then make you wait an hour and a half for the "ARE YOU READY?!

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  • The Wolf House

    The Wolf House

    This is a difficult film to rate especially when many of the references ended up going right over my head. The Wolf House is the story of Colonia Dignidad told through a fairy tale/nightmare about a girl who takes up residence in an abandoned house while running from a wolf.

    Colonia Dignidad was a compound in Chile that for decades housed a cult led by Paul Schafer, a German who fled his country to escape charges of pedophilia. The colony…

  • The Little Hours

    The Little Hours

    ★★

    Could have used more witches and turtles but that holds true for most movies.