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  • Mysterious Skin
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • The Fabelmans
  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

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  • Galaxy Quest

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  • The Mummy Returns

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  • Knock at the Cabin

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  • Willow

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Zack Snyder's work is something that is very personal to me. His grand emotional spectacle and his deeply sincere storytelling is something that appeals to me greatly. I appreciate when superhero cinema manages to have a perfect balance of emotion and fun. This is true of all of my favorite comic book films. Snyder is incredible with balancing conflicting tones in large scale blockbuster cinema. There is a very fun and uplifting sense of hope and happiness in his films.…

  • Star Wars: Episode II -Β Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II -Β Attack of the Clones

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals."

    George Lucas is a master of tone. The way he shifts between thrilling action and comedy with sweeping, artificial sci-fi visuals and soul-crushing psychological drama is beyond impressive. His genius behind the camera is undeniable and unmatched within the science fiction genre. He brings artificial…

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  • Welcome to Mooseport

    Welcome to Mooseport

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    Bruce the Moose

  • The Driver

    The Driver

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    Hill has often stated that all of his films are westerns in one way or another. The way he frames his brief action sequences is certainly a testament to this. He takes a gritty 70s crime thriller and subverts it in a lot of interesting and inventive ways. The car can be easily taken as a substitute for the horse. These gun duels in secluded, grimy areas of Los Angeles are blocked similarly to the sprawling, open brawls of the…

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  • Chronicle

    Chronicle

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    me and the boys in creative mode

  • Women Reply

    Women Reply

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    filled with unnecessary nudity (including nudity of minors), trans-exclusionary radical feminism and really poorly composed shots. this is probably a product of its time but this is such dated feminism that it makes it very hard to relate to or sympathize with in any way. one of the first lines is and i quote "being a woman means being born with female sex organs. being a woman means inhabiting a woman's body." like actually fuck off. the only redeeming quality was that the voices were nice to listen to. a surely well-meaning short with a message undermined by dated, transphobic feminism.