alejandro

alejandro

22. maybe i like my own taste.

you know the greatest films of all time were never made

Favorite films

  • Lady Bird
  • The Favourite
  • Manchester by the Sea
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    ★★★½

  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

    ★★★

  • Carnage

    ★★★★½

  • Run

    ★★★½

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  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    ★★★½

    I don't know if my standards are on the ground or if this was actually really good but fuck it. This was fun, the cast is great and the soundtrack is pretty good. Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis looked as hot as always so that was a plus.

  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

    The Man Who Knew Too Much

    ★★★

    This wasn't THAT bad but it's my least favourite Hitchcock movie by far.

    I'm glad he was able to do a remake adding everything this seems to lack (plus Jimmy freaking Stewart) to make things even better. All in all it's pretty impressive how one of his weakest efforts still manages to be highly entertaining and well-done.

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  • House

    House

    ½

    The fact that this film is genuinely praised makes me question humanity, this isn't a matter of subjectivity, this is so bad, not so bad that it's good, it's just horrible in any way you wanna look at. This is definitely the worst film I've seen yet and it just makes me mad thinking about it.

    I've enjoyed some weird and crazy movies in my life, this is weird and crazy, but in a terrible way. The only redeemable thing…

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★★★★½

    FUCKING MASTERPIECE

    Literally all I've done today is cry because of Taylor Swift, the way she just fucking owns my life. ALSO TAYLOR WITH RED HAIR??? LET'S GOOOOOO

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