riki has written 17 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Cats

    Cats

    ★½

    Campaigning for Jennifer Hudson Oscar 2020, made the entire thing worthwhile for me

  • Venom

    Venom

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    did they actually kill Dora halfway through, like, I can’t get on board with that... I just can’t

  • Miss Bala

    Miss Bala

    ★½

    um I’d rather not watch women get man handled for two hours thanks for nothing

  • Winchester

    Winchester

    ★½

    H o w can they take such compelling stories and tell them like this .Helen mirren im so sorry sweetie

  • Power Rangers

    Power Rangers

    ★½

    Only part that matters is when pink ranger chopped her hair impulsively with cheap scissors in the bathroom . Otherwise, I can’t

  • Dismissed

    Dismissed

    ★½

    there was like two really cool shots ngl and Dylan is my favorite of the twins but like  also why this movie at all?  leave Mr Sheldon alone

  • Burlesque

    Burlesque

    ★½

    i really wanted to like this :/ . but at least the burlesque title song snaps and I got to see miss dianna agron for twenty seconds

  • Anon

    Anon

    ★½

    “I dont want to exist as someone else. I dont want to exist.” 
    //this movie could have been my brand if only there werent so many men/ unecessary sex scenes/shit script actually who am i kidding i watched this for amanda seyfried and was let down bad

  • The Spy Who Dumped Me

    The Spy Who Dumped Me

    ★½

    Kate McKinnon remains unable to efficiently play a straight character🧡

  • The First Purge

    The First Purge

    ★½

    Overpopulation is not an epidemic. It’s only propagandized as such. There is emperical evidence proving the issue is not how many people live, but rather how people are living, how they consume and produce. 


    The poor is exploited by the government, they eat cheap (badly, because healthy is expensive) and in turn produce tons of hot gas (detrimental.) They are kept in the dark (ignorant, and without education) and forced into minimum wage jobs. The national average minimum wage is not…

  • Sicario: Day of the Soldado

    Sicario: Day of the Soldado

    ★½

    wow i really sat through this didn’t i

  • Molly's Game

    Molly's Game

    ★½

    i want Jessica chastain to head-butt me other than that this was All over the place