• Cade: The Tortured Crossing

    Cade: The Tortured Crossing


    the revenant finally has some competition

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Prepare to be Dune-d

  • Prometheus



    Production is immense, shame about that script…

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


    Such a weird movie. 

    Imagine introducing your new ‘big bad’ alongside a character like Modok.

    Modok is the best and most notable thing about this movie. 

    Why did they give Peyton Reed a trilogy of these lol

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    Illuminations best movie and it still sucks

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish


    They really didn’t need to go this hard for a puss in boots movie but I’m so glad they did. Everyone can thank spiderverse for opening the floodgates to colourful, whacky and creative big-budget animated movies. Fingers crossed they do something similarly stylised for the next Kung Fu Panda…

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water


    Caught a 2D showing so I could actually appreciate the visuals without the frames dancing all over the place. Baffling decision.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water


    That frame rate got me waiting to pick up the controller and start playing

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio


    Zemeckis needs to see this. This is how you modernise Pinocchio.

  • Black Adam

    Black Adam


    exactly what you’d expect from a Dwanye Johnson led superhero movie in 2022

  • Pinocchio



    it was cool when the clock had woody and breaking bad and iron man and avengers referenced (4th wall breaks too *deadpool moment*)

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    Another nostalgia cash-grab for the pile. I’d respect the idiocy if it wasn’t so painfully boring.