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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
Do Americans put a thousand flags everywhere cos they keep forgetting where they are
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John Wick: Chapter 4 2023
When it comes to acclaimed modern over the top action blockbusters, I fear I was spoiled by RRR. Something about the self seriousness of RRR works beautifully where with John Wick Chapter 4 it can be grating at worst, serviceable at best. RRR grounded itself in some semblance of a real world. There were romantic interests, side characters, something to live for. John Wick is neck deep in dreariness, all of its characters trudge through life only in pursuit of…
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
The Imax seats didn’t recline so that hurt my experience. I won’t be seeing Oppenheimer there for sure.
D&D stars Chris Pine after his recent role in Disney’s Pinocchio.
The writers room just played D&D and wrote their game into a screenplay, which isn’t the worst way to write a film I guess.
Overall, I don’t completely regret watching another Hasbro movie.
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The Whale 2022
Nothing will bring you back to reality sooner than your stepdad yelling at his psychiatrist’s assistant in the theater lobby moments after the film finished. He’s been having difficulty getting his meds filled and hit his wit’s end. Hanging up the phone he tells me “some people are such idiots”.
It was stark contrast to Charlie‘s unflinching optimism. A man with little reason to believe in anything choosing time and time again to believe in everyone. People are amazing, after…
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Sucker Punch 2011
This isn’t female empowerment it’s zach snyder wanking himself off to hot scantily clad women whilst cringey versions of actually good songs play in the background. Why this movie is having a girlboss feminist Tiktok resurrection I have no idea. Or I’m just a shit feminist who isn’t smart enough for this movie
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There Will Be Blood 2007
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
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