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Tintin has discovered a riddle in the handle of a knife

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  • Bakemonogatari
  • Golden Eighties
  • Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl
  • Femme Fatale

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  • Dune

    Dune

    There are a couple minutes of actual life here when Bautista shows up pulsing and crackling with unhinged devotion. A genuine artist in a cast of otherwise exclusively pointless sleepwalking dopes. Watching this yesterday was such a boring, empty experience that, hours later, while doing the dishes, I thought to myself, man, this morning I wanted to watch a movie today. It's a shame I didn't get around to that. I need to be more mindful about just letting hours slip by. And then a few minutes later I was like, wait, no. I watched Dune

  • 964 Pinocchio

    964 Pinocchio

    ★★

    Pinocchio spends the whole movie going Huahgulahgauaulhglua. What does he think this is, Jerkcity?

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  • Wanted

    Wanted

    ★★★★

    james mcavoy stars as ed norton. he gets to call his boss a fat bitch while she looks on in impotent horror, then is recruited by morpheus' crew from the matrix, who teach him to be a demigod assassin by punching him a lot and calling him a pussy. this eventually allows him to shoot bullets in a cool way. the last shot is him looking into the camera and encouraging you to snipe people from the window of a…

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★★

    christopher nolan has spent his whole career trying to make a movie as elegant and stupid as a small crystal knife. i didn't think he had it in him. the cars move backwards because they're from the future, the boat moves backwards because they flipped a shot of the boat moving forwards, this really is as haunting to me as when exactly the same thing happens in twin peaks. actually, to warn the world he would one day film this…