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Sometimes watching nothing happen for a couple hours is pretty dope too

Not rainy enough

Dude, you can't tease me with a play about a cow that walks around and smokes with her hooves and shit, and then not show me the goddamn cow play.

I'm trying to imagine a pitch meeting involving a cosmic bagel and murder by dual-wield dildos and... I get the feeling that nothing I conjure up will do that meeting justice.

Also, my boy Short Round really just upstaged (a very very good) Michelle Yeoh after a 19-year break between roles.

This movie is so twisty-turny you could build a racetrack on it

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There is so much to love about this movie, but Hollywood really needs to learn that hot people making sex eyes at each other is not a convincing basis for big, grand romances.

You think I could order grain alcohol and rainwater at a bar? And if I could, what would we call it?

Someone really watched Benicio del Toro do his best John Wick impression on a pair of children and thought to themselves, "this is a character we should build a franchise on."

After a distinctly pedestrian outing in an otherwise extremely non-pedestrian performance in The Batman, Colin Farrell's eyebrows are back in full force, upstaged only by a robot who spends most of the movie lying on one table or another.

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Soderbergh somehow manages to direct, DP, and edit his own movies and yet he still puts out twice as many films as basically any other director. And they're all really good.

At this point, I'm pretty sure he's pulling some sort of Christian-Bale-in-The-Prestige nonsense and there's actually at least two of him.