the perfect movie to watch if you miss going to parties

one must admire Peter Jackson's obsessive, borderline erotic depictions of dinosaurs falling down the stairs. the man knows what the fuck he wants and it is

creatures jiggling in slow-mo

Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez smooching is the least convincingly heterosexual thing I've ever seen

but Bang by Rye Rye & MIA over the end credits is genius

hi! hello there! how are you? hey, while we're chatting, could you do me a huge favor? go ahead and click through to this movie's Letterboxd page and read the synopsis. then if you could come back here and tell me what the fuck. thanks!

well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume

there's something so needlessly erotic about Bakugo standing around in a tanktop licking a melting popsicle