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Little Shop of Horrors 1986
my friend Greg's dad works for Star Wars and he said that Frank Oz got his ribs removed so he could control the Little Shop puppets with his weiner
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The Northman 2022
hopefully someday Robert Eggers will mature into the kind of filmmaker who isn't afraid to utilize Nicole Kidman's classic catchphrase "heartbreak feels good in a place like this"
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The Tulip Bubble 2013
the perfect mix of fascinating economic history and batshit campy reenactment to scream at while you drunkenly boil noodles at 11pm
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Single All the Way 2021
this is a terrifying film about a violently Christian family indoctrinating their gay son and his Black friend (who they're exploiting for free labor?!) into a reluctant heteronormative partnership in order to placate their fear of adult gay sexuality. and it's Christmas!!! 🎄
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The Two Popes 2019
well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume
