dan p

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delight at the folly of man

Favorite films

  • Robot & Frank
  • Tokyo Godfathers
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Recent activity

  • The Tulip Bubble


  • Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel


  • Aliens


  • Cha Cha Real Smooth


Pinned reviews

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors


    my friend Greg's dad works for Star Wars and he said that Frank Oz got his ribs removed so he could control the Little Shop puppets with his weiner

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    hopefully someday Robert Eggers will mature into the kind of filmmaker who isn't afraid to utilize Nicole Kidman's classic catchphrase "heartbreak feels good in a place like this"

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Single All the Way

    Single All the Way

    this is a terrifying film about a violently Christian family indoctrinating their gay son and his Black friend (who they're exploiting for free labor?!) into a reluctant heteronormative partnership in order to placate their fear of adult gay sexuality. and it's Christmas!!! 🎄

  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes


    well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume