dan p

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Favorite films

  • Robot & Frank
  • Tokyo Godfathers
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

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  • The Tulip Bubble

    ★★★

  • Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel

    ★★★★

  • Aliens

    ★★★★★

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★½

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  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★★

    my friend Greg's dad works for Star Wars and he said that Frank Oz got his ribs removed so he could control the Little Shop puppets with his weiner

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    hopefully someday Robert Eggers will mature into the kind of filmmaker who isn't afraid to utilize Nicole Kidman's classic catchphrase "heartbreak feels good in a place like this"

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  • Single All the Way

    Single All the Way

    this is a terrifying film about a violently Christian family indoctrinating their gay son and his Black friend (who they're exploiting for free labor?!) into a reluctant heteronormative partnership in order to placate their fear of adult gay sexuality. and it's Christmas!!! 🎄

  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes

    ★★½

    well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume