iluzan has written 4 reviews for films during 2018.

  • A Futile and Stupid Gesture

    A Futile and Stupid Gesture


    "So, these actors don't look exactly like the real people. But come on, do you think I looked like Will Forte when I was 27? You think Will Forte is 27?"

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis


    i recognize the artistry but it was just. really boring. oscar was fucking phenomenal tho. just not rly an engaging watch.

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows


    u kno those movies that just make you giddyhappy? this is one of them

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War


    mleh. back when this movie got released, i tried watching it twice, fell asleep both times, and then just gave up on it till tonight. i get why i did so now. it's ugly as sin (im not an expert in movie terminology but its soooo grey n ugly), and a lotta the character motivations are flaky at best. also not to sound like a twitter freak but marvel has way too many white dude players that look exactly the…