iluzan has written 2 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War


    mleh. back when this movie got released, i tried watching it twice, fell asleep both times, and then just gave up on it till tonight. i get why i did so now. it's ugly as sin (im not an expert in movie terminology but its soooo grey n ugly), and a lotta the character motivations are flaky at best. also not to sound like a twitter freak but marvel has way too many white dude players that look exactly the…

  • The Interview

    The Interview


    i only watched this for timothy simons and the bitch was only in it for like. a collective five minutes