eli ⚰️

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a lover of anything horror!
i’m 90% movies 
probably too honest for you

Favorite films

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer
  • American Beauty
  • Death Proof
  • Evil Dead

Recent activity

  • Psycho Beach Party


  • Last Night in Soho


  • Don't Look Under the Bed


  • Avatar


Recent reviews

  • Psycho Beach Party

    Psycho Beach Party


    society did something so right letting 00s raunchy slasher parodies run wild and i can’t get enough. 
    how isn’t this slaying worldwide??? implausible yet phenomenal casting, my god. this was as if john waters directed a season of american horror story before it started to thoroughly disappoint me…

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho


    fear meets fashion, sure as fuck took me too long to watch this knockout!!! when i once again realized this was directed my edgar wright, immediately got excited and knew i was in for something special. the entirety of the music was either old favorites of mine or old new favorites, shockingly relatable. 
    beginning honestly had me in my doubts for three seconds yet this pulled through in every way. 
    still wouldn’t pop into a party wrapped in a duvet but maybe i’m built different.

Popular reviews

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    michelle trachtenberg comforting a drunk you and tucking you in wouldn’t be an awful last memory to obtain, peaceful way to go.

  • Saw II

    Saw II


    WHAT HAPPENED TO FRANKY G AND WHATS THE FASTEST WAY THERE?!??!! the man is still fine as hell, not regarding the total asshole he plays here…