Spider-Man: Far from Home

Spider-Man: Far from Home ★★★½

My 300th Movie This Year

It's Spider-Man with Jake Gyllenhaal

What is there to say besides that the movie is good.

Random Thoughts (No Spoilers)

-Marisa Tomei still fucking hot as usual. It’s Bananas. 

-Jake Gyllenhaal performance went full-on Bubble Boy in this.

-Jon Favreau didn't make any of his famous grilled cheese sandwiches. Press F in the chat.

-It was nice seeing Zendaya in something that didn't show up to 30 penises concurrently in it.

-They should have just made Tom Holland and Jacob Batalon be lovers. He's the real MJ in my book

-Tony Revolori as Lobby Boy and could whoop Spider-Man's ass any time of day.

-Samuel L. Jackson in Marvel Studios: Barely Lethal.

-Angourie Rice without Ryan Gosling next to her is like eating a Potato without any Sour Cream on it.

A24's best movie since Avengers: Endgame.

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