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  • Happy Death Day 2U

    Happy Death Day 2U

    ★★★

    Was cute. 
    Paramore montage made my caveman brain get waaaay too invested in the back half of it. I liked it more than the first one but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a lot more fun with Freaky.

  • The Turtle's Head

    The Turtle's Head

    ★★★★

    cinema

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  • Cop Car

    Cop Car

    ★★★★½

    Cop Car is dope as fuck.
    That's my review. Watch it.
    And also replace "Cop Car" with Straight Outta Compton, and that's every white guy's review of Straight Outta Compton. Thanks. That was observational comedy. Goodbye.

  • Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

    Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

    ★★★½

    was cute
    cinema needs more sock puppets