Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Saw VI 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2020 2

  Leftist John Kramer!

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  Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jul 2020 1

  What was David Lynch thinking cutting out two of the sweetest Ed x Norma scenes ever? Dumbass, let me enjoy my soap opera.

Recent reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 29 May 2023

  I can’t believe I’m actually meant to be here

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  The Covenant 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 May 2023

  Ridiculously slutty final phase look of gyllenhaal with the whore glasses. Awesome movie. America fuck yeah but not really

Popular reviews

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Aug 2015 28

  U KNOW WHAT?? I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT SEASHELL READER IS AND IT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!!

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  Rosemary's Baby 1968

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Apr 2016 14

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  If I lived in that fucking gorgeous apartment in The Dakota you wouldn't see me complaining about my demon baby