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  • Saw
  • Event Horizon
  • Clerks II
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

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  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

  • The Covenant

    ★★★★

  • Sleeping with the Enemy

    ★★★★

  • The Gabby Petito Story

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  • Saw VI

    Saw VI

    ★★★★

    Leftist John Kramer!

  • Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    ★★★★★

    What was David Lynch thinking cutting out two of the sweetest Ed x Norma scenes ever? Dumbass, let me enjoy my soap opera.

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    I can’t believe I’m actually meant to be here

  • The Covenant

    The Covenant

    ★★★★

    Ridiculously slutty final phase look of gyllenhaal with the whore glasses. Awesome movie. America fuck yeah but not really

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  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★★★

    U KNOW WHAT?? I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT SEASHELL READER IS AND IT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!!

  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If I lived in that fucking gorgeous apartment in The Dakota you wouldn't see me complaining about my demon baby