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2024 releases ranked

1 film

short films not included & only releases that i saw within 2024

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • John Wick: Chapter 4
  • Creed III
  • Talk to Me
  • Saltburn

2023 releases ranked

67 films

short films not included & only releases that i saw within 2023

  • Saw
  • No One Will Save You
  • The Conjuring

spooktober 2023

3 films

ya tu sabes

  • A Trip to the Moon
  • Sallie Gardner at a Gallop
  • Edison Kinetoscopic Record of a Sneeze
  • The Cabbage-Patch Fairy
  • The Four Troublesome Heads

4 educational purposes

46 films

or: college made me watch this against my will 

  • Firestarter
  • The Invitation
  • Mr. Harrigan's Phone
  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
  • Halloween

spooktober ‘22

5 films

somewhat self explanatory

  • The Invisible Man
  • The Gentlemen
  • Onward
  • Trolls World Tour
  • Vampires vs. the Bronx

2020 releases ranked

53 films

short films not included & only releases that i saw within 2020

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • Black Panther
  • The Avengers
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

mcu ranked

31 films

ignore what i actually rated them ok

  • Inception
  • The Dark Knight
  • Interstellar
  • La La Land
  • The Social Network

the filmbroification of jvk

28 films

jess first watches based on my top tier recommendation skills

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Batman
  • Nope
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • After Yang

2022 releases ranked

67 films

short films not included & only releases that i saw within 2022

  • The Florida Project
  • The Farewell
  • Room
  • Locke
  • Moonlight

a24 ranked

36 films

ignored what i actually rated them ok

  • Army of the Dead
  • Godzilla vs. Kong
  • The Woman in the Window
  • Rattlesnake
  • Hard Kill

man i could have written this better

52 films

or the phenomenon of me guessing dialogue word for word or predicting entire plot points enough to where it’s actually…

  • Luca
  • tick, tick...BOOM!
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • A Quiet Place Part II
  • The White Tiger

2021 releases ranked

73 films

short films not included & only releases that i saw within 2021