• This Is Me…Now

    This Is Me…Now

    ½

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLIVIA THIS ONE IS FOR YOU

  • Death Note

    Death Note

    ★★★★½

    “here, you’re still wet”
    “i’m sorry”
    And then they kissed and the show ends

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★★★★

    GOOPED AND GAGGED PLEASSSEEE JUST GO SEE THIS MOVIE PLEASE NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE HOW GOOD THIS IS

    funniest movie i have ever seen in theaters. this will be shown at midnight showings in theaters for decades to come and everyone will shout in unison “but i don’t have a neuromuscular disorder!”

  • Grounded II: Making The Last of Us Part II

    Grounded II: Making The Last of Us Part II

    oh ellie… i think they should be terrified of you

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I guess it’s because I used to be a brother. And now I’m not a brother anymore.

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★½

    where’d you go psycho boy?

  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★★½

    gizmo is my all-time favorite lil buddy. he is instantly adored by billy and billy’s family and billy’s dog (credited as Mushroom) and it brings me to tears. gizmo’s guilt when things go wrong is so beyond words, and despite everything, billy supports and protects him every time. gizmo stands up to bullies. gizmo watches movies (the oldies). gizmo saves the day in his little pink car. he likes chicken soup and having his temperature taken. he says bye to…

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

    best lizard

  • Leave the World Behind

    Leave the World Behind

    if sam esmail has million fans, then I'm one of them.
    if sam esmail has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
    if sam esmail has no fans, that means I'm dead.

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★★

    finest girl i ever met in my whole life…
    wanna take her home make her my wife…
    knew she was a freak when she started talking…
    she said…
    I’M A STYLE BOY FOR LIFE

  • The Mist

    The Mist

    ★★★★★

    “that’s why i said thank you”

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★★★

    Really makes you think