• Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Mia Goth: yasss kill yourself you’re so sexy ahaha

  • Thinner

    Thinner

    ★½

    💀💀💀

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud

    ★★★★

    getting dicked down by God can be so personal

  • Sunset Boulevard

    Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★★½

    I find I'm terribly afraid of losing you.

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★★

    i wake with your memory over me
    that’s a real fucking legacy to leave

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★★½

    Thinking about how Beverly D’Angelo fell in love with Al Pacino while married, told her then husband she was in love with Al Pacino, to which he responded, “Pacino? He’s fantastic. I love him. We divorce!“

    Merry Christmas! May your holiday be filled with compassion, great loves, and Al Pacino.

  • The Virgin Spring

    The Virgin Spring

    ★★★★

    tw sexual assault 

    the night i was assaulted, by the man i thought was a brother to me, i stumbled out of his living room. i felt my childhood disappear behind me. all of the memories of innocence i experienced there, memories of the joy my departed brother felt there, memories i held desperately onto, were instantly gone.  

    i remember so clearly how fast i ran up those stairs. the carpeted staircase i had played on years before were…

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★★½

    ole reliable shitter, always full

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★★

    shortest three hours of my entire life. sobbing uncontrollably knowing movies don’t get better than this. hold the ones you love and watch movies always and forever

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Did Dan the pizza guy represent God judging us? Sorry I don’t get movies unless every single metaphor is explained to me

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★½

    minds change like the weather i hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Jake Gyllenhaal getting shot and DYING is the aesthetic all filmmakers should be reaching for!!! PUSH HIM, Lars Von Trier!! FINISH HIM!!!

    also side note happy birthday jake gyllenhaal ❤️