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  • The Wicker Man
  • Possession
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • A Fairy Tale for Troubled Times

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  • The Shape of Water

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  • The Boogey Man

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  • The Boogey Man

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  • Creature

    Creature

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    This is excessively dull, but the impressive and sufficiently horrific practical effects and the beautiful production design make this worth a watch. It looks far more expensive than it actually is.

  • Shin Kamen Rider

    Shin Kamen Rider

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    She Rider on my Shin til I’m Kamen

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  • Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    For whatever reason, perhaps due to the title, the reputation, and the famous "failure to communicate" quote, I was expecting a fun, lighthearted film. I wasn't expecting what I got, which was a rather grim exploration into torture, prisons, abuse of power dynamics, and the complete dismantling of a man's spirit, masculinity, and humanity.

    This was honestly a pleasant surprise to me, as I felt that the dissolution of Luke's character from cocky, nonconformist cool kid to simpering, broken husk…

  • Movie Hoarders: From VHS to DVD and Beyond!

    Movie Hoarders: From VHS to DVD and Beyond!

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    As a Blu-ray enthusiast, cinephile, and BluTube viewer, I was excited to check this out, hoping to get a more polished version of the videos I already enjoy and a manifesto for physical media and film preservation at large. Instead, I got two hours of (almost all) white dudes endlessly bloviating about their collections and grasping for half baked justifications for why they have sunk so much time and money into them. The severe dearth of seemingly any sort of…