Favorite films

  • While You Were Sleeping
  • The Shop Around the Corner
  • Die Hard
  • Catch Me If You Can

Recent activity

  • A Christmas Story


  • Long Lost Christmas


  • Santa Bootcamp


  • Die Another Day


Recent reviews

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special


    I’m choosing to believe that James Gunn only made this to force Kevin Bacon to acknowledge Friday the 13th.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre


    Film #86 of Hoop-Tober IX

    Hoop-Tober Extra #53

    Started off Hoop-Tober with a Tobe Hooper movie, so only right to end with one. Another perfect horror movie- I think the chase scene in the darkness may be one of the most horrifyingly real scenes ever put to film.

    Until next Hoop-Tober, y’all.

Popular reviews

  • Insurgent



    TGFMT (Thank God for Miles Teller)

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door

    This movie is kind of amazing. Put aside all of the terrible double entendres (I love your mother's cookies, etc.). Put aside one of the most blatantly obvious Chekhov's gun examples I've seen in a while. Put aside the fact that Ryan Guzman is playing a 19 year old when he looks like a 35 year old underwear model. Put aside one of the quickest normal to batshit insane flips in modern movie history. Put aside the fucking cat jump…