Dan D.

Dan D. Patron

Favorite films

  • Poltergeist
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Funhouse
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Recent activity

  • Bad Black


  • The Wrath of Becky


  • Christmas with a Kiss


  • Cabin Boy


Recent reviews

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web


    Adam Scott innocent.

    Also significantly more entertaining than stuff like Morbius.

  • Con Air

    Con Air


    Steve Buscemi being led off the plane like the fucking velociraptor at the beginning of Jurassic Park is peak cinema.

Popular reviews

  • Insurgent



    TGFMT (Thank God for Miles Teller)

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door

    This movie is kind of amazing. Put aside all of the terrible double entendres (I love your mother's cookies, etc.). Put aside one of the most blatantly obvious Chekhov's gun examples I've seen in a while. Put aside the fact that Ryan Guzman is playing a 19 year old when he looks like a 35 year old underwear model. Put aside one of the quickest normal to batshit insane flips in modern movie history. Put aside the fucking cat jump…