• I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    it was great up until the 15 minute long dance sequence

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man


    2 stars just because i hate the sister’s acting

    edit: finally half way through and this movie is one big eyeroll and wealthy-porn that is unrelatable, frigid, and forced

    edit: stealing a tech bro’s car is p anti-capitalist if you think about it

    final edit: cute single dad roommate is a cop :( 1/2 star

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    thicc nonbinary godzilla gets 2 hang out w/ friends, take nap, and get a snack. bad movie but still very entertaining. vore porn most likely.

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai


    maybe the village raid was really about the friends we made along the way

    this film has everything. masterpiece

  • Full Metal Jacket

    Full Metal Jacket

    didnt age well :/ first half was how to train a school shooter second half was violent racism

  • Joker



    im da joker babey

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables


    can sing the entire movie from start to finish, don’t know what that says about me

    3 and 1/2 its nostalgic but also not amazing