Favorite films

  • Stop Making Sense
  • Blindspotting
  • Zodiac
  • Network

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  • The Last Duel

    ★★★★

  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    ★★★★½

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★½

  • They Live

    ★★★★

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  • Titane

    Titane

    Feels good to be this confused about a movie

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★

    Feels like it’s from an alternate universe in which studio horror embraced the inherit corniness/camp of the genre’s peak in the 80s instead of chasing “realism”

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  • Serenity

    Serenity

    When I stepped out of the theater there were employees with surveys asking about the movie. I put down that the movie was “poor” and I would “definitely” recommend it to my friends. 
    None of you are prepared for this movie. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a glorious dumpster fire in my life.

  • The Beach Bum

    The Beach Bum

    ★★★★★

    At one point there was a chalkboard with the word SERENITY underlined and I lost my shit