• Ava



    The film has it's flaws, not enough espionage and too much family drama but I don't care. I love Jessica Chastain and I might even love her stunt double Amy Johnston more. Or do I just love Colin Farrell with a mustache? Who knows?

  • Strippers vs. Werewolves

    Strippers vs. Werewolves


    I don't expect a movie about strippers fighting werewolves to be good. I do expect it to be entertaining. It never ceases to amaze me how a film like this can end up being boring.

  • Assault on VA-33

    Assault on VA-33

    What if Die Hard was just mind numbingly bad? Well you'd get this. They had RVD sit in a van the entire time. At least Brittany Underwood and her toned tummy are there to ease the pain a little bit.

  • A Million Ways to Die in the West

    A Million Ways to Die in the West


    I seriously need to grow a moustache.

  • The Siege

    The Siege


    Another unintentional Christmas movie. This time Viking John Wick reluctantly teams up with a beautiful assassin to protect a pregnant women from her baby daddy's goons at the Motel 6 version of the Continental. Mostly watched it for Samantha Schnitzler who's totally awesome. Unfortunately she's barely in the first two act. She is a big part of the final act which makes those abs and that eye shadow well worth the wait.

  • Nutcracker Massacre

    Nutcracker Massacre


    I can't tell if this film is boring or just British? Either way a film about a six foot tall killer nutcracker should be better.

  • Mojave Diamonds

    Mojave Diamonds

    An unintentional Christmas movie watch. A very stupid unintentional Christmas movie watch. Like they want me to believe that fat Weston Cage could take down MMA legend Chael Sonnen stupid.

  • Hunting Games

    Hunting Games


    So Tito Ortiz is DB Cooper? Didn't have that on my 2023 bingo card.

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    Wario and Waluigi better be the main villains in the sequel not Wart.

  • Cyborg 2

    Cyborg 2


    Nowhere are entertaining as the first film but barely legal Angelina Jolie goes a long way.

  • Mistletoe Magic

    Mistletoe Magic


    What I'd give to end up on Jessica Sipos' naughty list.

  • The 7th Voyage of Sinbad

    The 7th Voyage of Sinbad


    Why is a film from 1958 ten times more impressive, more entertaining than most of the films of it's ilk made this century?