Letterboxd — Your life in film

The film has it's flaws, not enough espionage and too much family drama but I don't care. I love Jessica Chastain and I might even love her stunt double Amy Johnston more. Or do I just love Colin Farrell with a mustache? Who knows?

I don't expect a movie about strippers fighting werewolves to be good. I do expect it to be entertaining. It never ceases to amaze me how a film like this can end up being boring.

What if Die Hard was just mind numbingly bad? Well you'd get this. They had RVD sit in a van the entire time. At least Brittany Underwood and her toned tummy are there to ease the pain a little bit.

I seriously need to grow a moustache.

Another unintentional Christmas movie. This time Viking John Wick reluctantly teams up with a beautiful assassin to protect a pregnant women from her baby daddy's goons at the Motel 6 version of the Continental. Mostly watched it for Samantha Schnitzler who's totally awesome. Unfortunately she's barely in the first two act. She is a big part of the final act which makes those abs and that eye shadow well worth the wait.

I can't tell if this film is boring or just British? Either way a film about a six foot tall killer nutcracker should be better.

An unintentional Christmas movie watch. A very stupid unintentional Christmas movie watch. Like they want me to believe that fat Weston Cage could take down MMA legend Chael Sonnen stupid.

So Tito Ortiz is DB Cooper? Didn't have that on my 2023 bingo card.

Wario and Waluigi better be the main villains in the sequel not Wart.

Nowhere are entertaining as the first film but barely legal Angelina Jolie goes a long way.

What I'd give to end up on Jessica Sipos' naughty list.

Why is a film from 1958 ten times more impressive, more entertaining than most of the films of it's ilk made this century?